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mtg story, ROTFL 

Tyvar is SO thick-headed he _didn’t know he was planeswalking!!!_ He thought he was just finding more realms of Kaldheim!!!!!

mtg story, ROTFL 

the planeswalker himbo we deserve

re: mtg story, ROTFL 

@millenomi strolling through the blind eternities like "weather fucking sucks"

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@monorail it makes a _little_ sense because Kaldheim is a mini-multiverse with realm subplanes, he’s just so thick that he went off to places where none of Kaldheim’s constants apply and he couldn’t even recognize that

“Huh, I can’t even see the branches of the World Tree from here!”

re: mtg story, ROTFL 

@millenomi it has been so long since i thought about mtg lore that i don't know what any of this means

like not even the proper nouns

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@monorail tl;dr Viking elf so thicc he can’t even recognize he leaves Viking world sometimes

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