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Tyvar is SO thick-headed he _didn’t know he was planeswalking!!!_ He thought he was just finding more realms of Kaldheim!!!!!
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the planeswalker himbo we deserve
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@millenomi strolling through the blind eternities like "weather fucking sucks"
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@monorail it makes a _little_ sense because Kaldheim is a mini-multiverse with realm subplanes, he’s just so thick that he went off to places where none of Kaldheim’s constants apply and he couldn’t even recognize that
“Huh, I can’t even see the branches of the World Tree from here!”
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@millenomi it has been so long since i thought about mtg lore that i don't know what any of this means
like not even the proper nouns
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@monorail tl;dr Viking elf so thicc he can’t even recognize he leaves Viking world sometimes
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